Dear Friends! For your attention, see below:
A THOUGHT TO REMEMBER FOR VACATION
THE STAGES OF DRUNKENESS WITH VODKA
1. 100g – You want to start all over again and drink 100 g more.
2. 200g – You become swollen of the love to your neighbors, especially if he’s a woman..
3. 300g – To your opened eyes! Everybody at the table are brothers! You are ready defended them for all enemy’s !
4. 400g – Moment of the truth! Each of sittings at the table are pig!
5. 500g – Philosophical dose! There are brilliant ideas to cascading from your brain, unfortunately these cannot be translate to your mouth.
6. 600g – Makes rise to dizzies altitude above of trivialities of life, but at this altitude it is very sickening!
7. 700 – 800g – Lapses of memory! How pity, because of an a witness common talk is that everything was broken by yourself!… well, Hercules was part of our family!
8. 900g – You weep in floods: Life is an empty and rather second-rate joke! Because:
1) The tree has not been built up!
2) The house has not been born!
3) The son has not been planted!
Conclusion:
It is necessary to do something! Immediately! For this is need to rise to one’s feet, but succeeded only make the air pollution and lying motionless…
“….Waiter! 100g more for under table 2, please! Toast!… For a present’s here Ladies!……”- the last words at that evening…morning…day?
Result - in that way the Vodka has been reduce by 1 liters in the world!
Take care!
BRGDS
" Destiny is not a matter of chance,
it is a matter of choice,
it is not a thing to be waited for,
it is a thing to be Achieved."
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